News from Cupertino

FBI, Homeland Security, fire and police units responded today to reports from Apple headquarters of a box of suspicious items.  Several buildings at the campus were evacuated for over an hour.  Employees were allowed to return after investigators determined the contents of the box were not a threat.  A law enforcement source that asked to remain anonymous stated that the box contained three yellow legal pads, two number 2 pencils (one sharpened and one unsharpened), a rotary dial landline telephone, wax paper, and a roll of Super-8mm movie film.  The source stated that police were called after no Apple employees were able to recognize the items.  The owner of the box is still being sought.