Lost and Found

I hear plenty of things on the radio at my current job that are fairly depressing, but every now and then I get to laugh.

A couple days ago officers were dispatched to a store where a suspected shoplifter was being chased by store security.  Officers were still en-route to the store when this additional information was relayed to them:

"Loss prevention officers have stopped chasing the suspect, a white male, no shirt, tan shorts, last seen headed south behind (local business). They do however have the merchandise and his wallet."

I don't think it will take the detectives long to crack that case.